Food, oh food, how I love thee My heart skips a beat just to see any From the crunch of chips to the sizzle of bacon My love for you will never be forsaken But, my love you are not always kind For my greed for food is hard to confine I devour you whole, with no self-restraint Even if it means feeling sick and faint Oh, greasy food, you are my weakness My love for you knows no meekness But I promise to love you in moderation And not let my gluttony be my damnation For you, my dear food, are a delight And I’ll love you with all my might From the sweet to the savory, you are my heart’s desire And I’ll cherish you, Food, oh Food forever!